Jokes For Fun and Fun For Jokes

Jokes For Fun and Fun For Jokes

Teacher : What is a line?

Student : A line is a dot that's going for a walk.

Teacher : Then what are parallel lines?

Student : A dot going for a walk with his Girl Friend.

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In a train,Ticket checker to a passenger:

TT : Ticket please!

Passenger : I don't have.

TT : Where do you want to go?

Passenger : Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT : Come,Let's go!

Passenger : Where?

TT : Lord Krishna's birth place,Jail!

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Father : Hey why don't you go and study?

Son : For what?

Father : You will get good marks.

Son :Then ?

Father : You will get good salary.

Son : Then?

Father : You will get new car.... big house....

Son :Then?

Father : You will relax.....

Son : What do you think i 'm doing write now???

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