Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I do not know.
Teacher: Of route, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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