These Jokes Make You Laugh Louder

1) Teacher (on phone): Chotu has cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

2)Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Student: When my father sees my report card!!

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3) Father: Let me see your report card.

Motu: I don’t have it.

Father: Why? Where is it?

Motu: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Father: haaa!!!

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4) Son: Daddy, can you write in the dark??

Father: I Think So, What is it ? where I need to write?

Son: Your name dad,on my report cars..

Father: haaa!!!

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5) Chintu: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.

Bantu: Really? I bet they don’t fit.

Keep smiling...:-)