An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years.

All these years I had been faithful to my wife,

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All these years I had been faithful to my wife,

But yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." 

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?" 

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Man: "I never have, I am Jewish." 

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?" 

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

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